Flashman Cash

While watching Newsnight last night, I heard Bill Cash defend his dodgy arrangement with his daughter. This is what I heard:

"Blah,....blah,....., tenancy agreement,......blah,.....did nothing wrong,....blah,....,within the rules,.....blah,......which was all approved by the Fees office."

Poor old Bill, he is going to have to go. Cameron never liked him and his articulate Euro-skepticism. The expenses scandal presents a wonderful opportunity to push Bill overboard.

Nevertheless, Bill Cash now has a wonderful opportunity to become an honest man. He could quit the Tories and join UKIP. It is where he really belongs. So go on, Bill, jump ship and become a pirate.