I picked up this lurid description of Cambridge students out on the razz from the Telegraph.
Families were disgusted to see more than 2000 drunken Cambridge University students stripping off, vomiting and drinking themselves unconscious at a riotous summer term party in a public park.
Mothers and fathers looked on in horror as the students downed excessive amounts of alcohol, then threw up just metres away from where their young children were playing.
Other undergraduates were seen urinating in the flower beds, while one was even taken to hospital by ambulance after he drank himself unconscious at the park in Cambridge's city centre yesterday afternoon.
What is this all about?
I once spent a grim weekend in the Bigg Market up in Newcastle, where I saw plenty of bad behaviour. Why is it a story when the affluent misbehave? Is a chundering Cambridge student really more newsworthy than a nauseated Geordie?
Vomit - it all looks the same the morning after.